Cynical Definitions - W
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Wrinkles
Telltale creases notable for diminishing the market value of football cards and news anchorwomen, while exercising the opposite effect on sportswear and anchormen. |
Wristwatch
A fashion accessory with a clock in the middle, its status value being roughly proportional to the illegibility of the dial. |
Writers' Workshop
A summer camp attended by aspiring authors in the hope of discovering their 'true voice', which, in all likelihood, will emerge as a small, reedy instrument similar in timbre, pitch and volume to the voices of their instructors and fellow campers. |
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