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Wilderness Area
Primary source of the raw material for junk mail, tabloids, romance novels, user's manuals, toilet tissue and this dictionary.
Wildlife Management
The periodic massacre of formerly endangered animals that have lately enjoyed unexpected success in their amorous activities.
Wimp
Another of society's terms of abuse for a gentle man.
Wine
Aged grape juice regarded as a collectible by connoisseurs, and foolishly consumed by Europeans for the mellow glow that it is said to impart.
Wiretap
A form of electronic eavesdropping that kept M.I.5 officials entertained in the era before telephone-sex hot lines.
Witch-hunt
An often brutal investigation carried out with the intention of rounding up social and political subversives; a technique loudly decried because it tends to capture more friends-of-witches than witches.
Women's Movement
How feminists proved that the members of their sex could be every bit as self-centred and humourlessly career obsessed as their male counterparts.
Women's Studies
The academic discipline devoted to an emerging ethnic group noted for quaint folk traditions like needlepoint and witchcraft.
Workaholic
Someone addicted to a hallucinogen called worka-hol, which grotesquely distorts the importance of one's efforts at the office and shrinks everything else - earth, ocean, art, poetry, love, music, wine, watermelon and chronic domestic squabbles -into pale and permanent irrelevance.
Working Class
Those who labour in the bowels of industry, assuming they can still find a bowel that will employ them; sturdy, genial, beer-drinking folk whose personal value system would never allow them to set foot in a wine bar.
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