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Plea Bargain
The willingness of the law to forgive a criminal who is also a stool pigeon. |
Plumber
Owner of the largest house in the neighbourhood, which conveniently enables his wife and children to retreat beyond smelling range after he returns from his rounds. |
PMS
An uncontrollable monthly mayhem. |
Poetry
Modern word puzzles (without solutions) arranged in short uneven lines (without punctuation) by fractured souls without mercy) so that weeeeeeeeeeee the readers (without a clue) might experience stark Profundity (without snickering) or kiss the bitter lips of Madness (without gargling) |
Police
Roving officers whose eternal vigilance curbs the public tendency to commit mischief; generally hired by the municipality, although the brightest opportunities in the field now belong to the self-appointed - esp. for the following job descriptions: |
Position
Primary Activity |
Public Health Police
Castigate smokers in front of their spouses and children |
PC Police
Round up loose-lipped speakers and writers on university campuses; root out and dismantle public Nativity scenes and similar threats to freedom |
Personal Hygiene
Police Lecture wayward citizens who forget to use underarm deodorant |
Political Boss
A miracle worker capable of raising the dead on Election Day |
