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Mirror
A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and ageing fashion models. |
Mobster
An aggressive businessman with bad taste in suits and a penchant for outgunning the competition. |
Moderate
A rational soul who attempts to live peacefully on the land between the opposing trenches of a battlefield. At least one such individual, made cranky by the perpetual crossfire, has retaliated against both camps by writing a satirical dictionary. |
Modern Architecture
A blight of colossal boxes that, from the 1950s to the 1970s, mysteriously sprouted and proliferated in the business districts of cities throughput the civilized world, making them visually interchangeable - and aesthetically uninhabitable -for centuries to come. |
Modernism
The cultural movement that trashed the smug optimism of the Victorians for a more fashionable pose of smug nihilism. |
Monarchy
A long-running soap opera currently threatened with cancellation despite the highest viewership in its history. |
Morality
A traditional code of decency that went out of the window about the same time as belief in eternal damnation. |
Mortgage
How banks and building societies enlist would-be property owners as indentured servants for a period of twenty to thirty years or until death, whichever comes first. |
Motel
A convenient roadside inn that shelters tired motorists and libidinous locals. |
Motivational Seminar
Where would-be achievers discover that the best way to improve their lot is to start a seminar business. |
