We've compiled around 1000 cynical definitions and organised them here into a complete A-Z dictionary of cynical terms.

These are the real meaning of these words and phrases and certainly not what you would find in your usual dictionary! As seen through the eyes of a true cynic...

From Abnormal to Zzzzz we're sure that you'll find some definitions that will ring a few home truths as well as, we hope, raise a few smiles too!

Take a browse through this section and find lots of things to be cynical about, and for those of you who cheerfully consider "the glass is half full" also take a look and realise the truth and true meanings of these words and phrases!

Remember to be cynical!